Someday I’ll have a dog and a guy that doesn’t mind that I fall asleep with markers in my bed.

Can we talk about cookies for dinner for a minute?

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Instead of a washcloth, I scrub my face with puppies.

You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

Age shouldn’t affect you. It’s just like the size of your shoes - they don’t determine how you live your life! You’re either marvellous or you’re boring, regardless of your age.

There are a few things in this world that you can never have enough of: Pillows, blankets, cereal. If I could line my walls with pillows, blankets and Lucky Charms, I would.